yeah melissa i’ll get myself an iphone 3GS and your mother an iphone 4 and an ipad AND get a data plan for the ipad but no i refuse to get you a gym membership that’s ridiculous even though it will be very beneficial to you and i do call you fat everyday but no you can’t go to the gym and fix that are you stupid wow what are you even thinking
oh yeah you’re right dad i don’t know what i was thinking sorry


